The News Media Cover-Up Part 1
(What they don't want you to know.)

One story you will never hear on the evening news is:
"Feral Ferrets Have Devoured the Emperor of Japan".

For years, citizens of Tokyo were alerted
To the danger of confusing pets, with pests;
Some were shocked to discover,
Ferrets can be unruly little house guests;

Released into the wild,
They dance secret dances
And breed in wild abandon;

               Now, the situation is worse than we feared;
               Feral ferrets have devoured the Emperor of Japan;

Investigators searching the Emperor's bedroom,
Found Cirque de Soleil performing,
In a glass jar;

Presidents, Priests, and Prime Ministers, proceed
To pay their respects, to the Emperor's widow;
The Proud Proobabs of Prasthanistan pray,
Every day, that the responsible pet owners
Will be prosecuted.

A special telephone hot line has been established,
For the citizens of Tokyo to alert police
To suspicious activities of neighbors.

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"The Pollster" (Semi-finalist, Southern Playwright's Competition 1993), "The Ghost of Jean Paul Sartre Visits an Alabama Convenience Store" (1994); "The Focus Group" (Performed 1994 Dramarama Festival New Orleans), "A Man of His Times" (Performed, 1995 Dramarama Festival, New Orleans), "The Hat", performed 1998 Freeport McMoran Theatre, New Orleans Contemporary Arts Center; "Double Espresso"; Staged Reading scheduled for October 1999 at C.A.C.
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